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Herbert Mendix was very surprised when he received an invitation to attend a theatrical presentation at Tiffany Hall. He had donated a fair amount of money to keep the theatre going but he had done it anonymously. He wondered if someone found out that he was the benefactor for Tiffany Hall.
The play he was invited to see (with a guest of course) was a comedy called ‘’The Meet Factory.’’ He called his wife Jenny and asked her if she wanted to go to the show. She was enthusiastic with her response and Herbert had his secretary called and RSVP.
It was very cold the night of the show (polar vortex) and as a result everyone was wearing heavy clothes. After handing off his and Jenny’s coats at the coat check they headed in for the reception.
It was quite a crowded scene and as they were being offered different types of munchies, Herbert noticed a man who looked familiar. He then realized it was, Jeremiah Knox.
Jeremiah had a huge smile on his face as he grabbed six stuffed mushrooms off a tray and threw them back. He had been in the news for winning two billion two hundred thousand dollars in the Power Ball lottery.
Herbert was about to grab a glass of champagne off a tray when Jeremiah walked over and grabbed it. He smiled…