Losing Weight Via Sex, Even If You’re Alone

Alan J. Schwarz
8 min readAug 15, 2023

Sometimes it’s not a Great idea to listen to other people

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Joshua Smirkins hated what he was hearing from his Doctor. He didn’t like being told that his life expectancy was being shortened because he was overweight and that he wasn’t doing enough about it. He sat and listened both nervously and attentively as Dr. Schwarz finished the consultation. ‘’Joshua I like you, I always have but now it’s time for some tough love. You must lose at least twenty five to thirty pounds this year. That’s an average of less than three pounds a month. If you do that you should not have to worry about different health issues that you are now facing. I can’t stress it enough. If you want to live a long and healthy life, and I mean both mentally and physically I suggest you start watching your diet and start getting more exercise otherwise you are a ticking time bomb. We can revisit this situation in six months. I want to see how you’re progressing. Please Joshua take my words to heart if you want to live a long life.’’

Dr. Schwarz stood up from behind her desk indicating the consultation was over. Joshua read the room and also stood up and together they headed for the door. ‘’Joshua you’re only thirty five, you still have a shot of redemption, please take it.’’ Joshua nodded. Dr. Schwarz put her hand on his shoulder. ‘’Oh and if you decide you need a nutritionist…

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Alan J. Schwarz

Alan Schwarz loves life. He is the founder of JAMS Productions, a television production company based in Toronto . His passion is writing.