Covid-19 and the Spirit of Christmas

Every morning Herschell Ostrepeller woke up, jumped in the shower, brushed his teeth, put on his deodorant, and spritzed on some aftershave. He liked Polo Black. He would then put on his Teffilin (phylacteries) and focus on saying the morning prayers.

Once he was finished he would get to work. Herschell ran his own little Hedge Fund and he spent most of his day buying and selling stocks. He enjoyed…