BYE REGGIE…OBSO ON T.O.

Alan J. Schwarz
6 min readDec 3, 2020

During my University career I had a friend who lived in a different residence by the name of Reggie Wolfson.

Reggie was a very much disliked person because of his enormous ego. I personally thought Reggie was a kick. He was basically harmless, he just wanted and liked to be the center of attention. The funny thing about Reggie was that even with a borderline personality he was extremely smart.

Reggie with his inflated sense of self worth was a winner. He scored regularly with the women, and was able to make strong and lasting impressions on Professors and fellow students. He was known for monopolizing tutorials.

I will never forget when our residence floor played Reggie’s floor in a hockey game. All the guys on my team kept chanting ‘’Flatten Wolfson’’, he was a marked man from the minute he stepped on the ice. Every player on our team took a run at him and he got severely belted around. When one of our guys checked a smaller player into the boards, his teammates flew to his defense, when Reggie was hit with an obvious high stick in the mouth, his teammates on the bench applauded.

The score in the hockey game was tied four all with ten seconds left in the game when Reggie jumped over the boards and onto the ice. One of our players slashed him, but Reggie grabbed the puck and headed towards the net. He wound up and fired a…

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Alan J. Schwarz

Alan Schwarz loves life. He is the founder of JAMS Productions, a television production company based in Toronto . His passion is writing.