Blowing Love…

Alan J. Schwarz
8 min readSep 9, 2021

The discussion with Sarah Nemetz was not going well. Sarah was best friends with Kristy Wainwrigt. David Marcus wanted to take Kristy out. Sarah and David had met at an orientation party and had become instant friends. Sarah and Kristy were ‘’Sisters’’ in the same Sorority House. When David saw a picture of Kristy and the Phi girls, he knew he wanted to meet her.

Sarah kept saying ‘’You’re not in her class, she won’t be interested in you. Why do you want to get rejected? Kristy is extremely picky and if you aren’t someone who can afford to spend big on her, don’t waste your time, and by big, I mean like flying her to Paris for the weekend.’’ When David asked if she meant Paris, Ontario, Sarah didn’t laugh. ‘’Dude, the girl drives a Rolls Royce, she was dating a Toronto Blue Jay, I really don’t think you have a chance.’’

Both Sarah and David were at a Floor party and both had overindulged via the Purple Passion punch. Sarah was fun, intelligent, and pretty and she and David got along extremely well. He should’ve been paying more attention to her, but he was obsessed with Kristy. He didn’t know if it was because Kristy drove a Rolls Royce or she was extremely attractive, he just wanted to get to know her, and Sarah kept raining on his parade.

Ed Sheeran came over the sound system and Sarah grabbed David and they danced slowly. She pulled his head down and gave him a kiss, his response was to pull away from her, ‘’When can you introduce me to Kristy?’’ Sarah shook her head. ‘’You are a Fucking Bozo.’’ She stormed away and joined another group of girls and ignored him the rest of the night.

David staggered down the hall and found his room. His roommate Willy was making out with a girl on his bed. ‘’Dude, didn’t you see the elastic on the door handle, this room is occupied, you gotta get out.’’ David nodded and the next thing he knew he was sound asleep. He woke up to a weird slurping sound. He looked over at Willy’s bed and Willy’s new girlfriend was giving him a blow job. Very classy people.

The next day in the Food Hall, David saw Sarah and headed over to her. ‘’Mind if I join you?’’ She looked at him dismissively. ‘’It’s a free country, I can’t believe you are such an idiot, go ahead sit down.’’ David placed his tray on the table. ‘’You won’t believe what happened last night, I went to my room, I…

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Alan J. Schwarz

Alan Schwarz loves life. He is the founder of JAMS Productions, a television production company based in Toronto . His passion is writing.